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The 4th of July is why they hate us.
This weekend gave them so many reasons to hate us. Here is the short list:
Fireworks
We drove our kids to a mall parking lot to watch firework set to music. The only time they get to see fireworks is when we bomb them, no music included.
Hot Dogs
We grilled hot dogs and they are forced to eat actual dogs.
Leftover Pasta Salad
Did you pay attention at your family picnic? Whoever brought the pasta salad left with a half-full bowl. I don’t know if they over-estimated or their pasta salad sucked, but I do know they left with enough pasta to feed a small village. Maybe they’ll eat some for lunch tomorrow, but eventually they end up throwing it all away.
Uncle Sam on stilts
I don’t know why exactly, but it just seems like that crazy Uncle Sam on stilts would make them hate us. Maybe not… but I’m willing to bet Uncle Sam on stilts guy has made someone, somewhere shake their fist in rage at our clown country.
Matching red, white and blue patterned shirt and shorts
Is any explanation needed?
The fact that no one cares about the origin of this holiday
We have independence because we fought the British for it. I don’t see a connection to 4th of July furniture blowout sales. The fact that the average person doesn’t set aside anytime to appreciate our independence on Independence Day is really why they hate us.
Happy 4th of July!
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